PSA: Smutting!
Okay, so as a fandomless blog, you notice that a lot of you fandomless muses are horny bastards, but… not a lot of you muns actually know how to do the do without making classic mistakes and confusing the few of us that do know how to do the do.
So for your reading pleasure, i’m going give you a few tips to smutting properly.
And not… you know… causing bad smut to reign the dash >.>
Whether you choose to accept them or not, is your own prerogative.
- Okay, first of all, you need to understand that technical terms? Penis… Vagina? They cut the mood like, instantaneously. There’s nothing sexy about the word penis okay, and certainly not vagina. Nothing. At all. Sexy about those words. Not that a lot of you need vaginal terms as many of you are gay white boys (my muse included >.>), here are some nifty terms for a dick!
- erection, shaft, member, length, hardness, bulge, DICK.
These words work fine, just, interchange them every now and then and you’ll be okay.- Try not to over react to things, think about it carefully I mean, I know a lot of you are young ladies, hopefully you’re all over 18 if you’re smutting so this is to you 18 year olds, think about how you react to stimulus, and if you’ve never done the do, read a few good NSFW fanfictions, read a few books, I can recommend a few to give you some examples but reading ‘she shrieked’ when in reaction to a bit of fingering? …. Yeah… have you ever heard a shriek? It sounds a lot like a blood curdling scream. Not what you want to hear when playing with your partner. Here’s an example of a reaction that actually works.
- The noises his/her actions brought couldn’t quite reach his/her mouth, caught in the back of his/her throat leaving him/her gasping for air, body pressing closer to those talented fingers that curled so deeply inside him/her, she/he could hardly breath, stuttered, incoherent mumblings the only noises he/she could make.
That ^^^^ that works. For any gender.- Think about how your actions would work in regular real life instances, not in porn (don’t use porn as an example, it’s designed for the male gaze not accuracy, like no lesbian uses a high heel as a dildo). Like… I’ve seen someone just grab a tit on here like… completely random, as if that’s sexy? Bitch I’d straight up punch you in the face and a lot of other women would too if you just up and grabbed my tit. Don’t do that. That’s not sexy. That’s more than a little freaky. Especially when there’s no leading up to it? Example of how you COULD write grabbing a tit and when it’s acceptable.
- Breasts, heaving with each laboured breath she took he couldn’t stop himself, hands gently cupping the soft supple flesh only to kneed into it, fingers gently squeezing, rolling the cushioned mound as he pressed forward pushing the young woman against the nearest surface, mouth finding purchase on the smooth, milky skin beneath her jaw.
You know… as long as she doesn’t mind, otherwise you should by all accounts, get a knee in the balls. But only during foreplay should you legit grab a tit, otherwise you’re asking for a smack.- Posing. Smut loves detail, for the love of god if you’re smutting, don’t keep it to one paragraph (and if you want to keep it to a paragraph, make it detailed for the love of god), explain what your muse is doing, explain where they are, what their pose is and keep it realistic because anatomy is important. I have no example for this, I shouldn’t need an example for this.
- Shower sex, now, my muse is a muse that loves a good bit of shower sex, simple clean fun, but shower sex is dangerous. If you don’t know it (and you probably should), tiles get slippery, bathroom floors get slippery everything gets super wet and hard to stand up especially when you’re either getting a good fucking or a really good blow job because legs y u jello all of a sudden?
Shower sex should not be perfectly executed, if you’re writing shower sex, expect to make it at least a little awkward, some fumbling, and definitely some laughter cause shower sex is hilariously stupid and couples that can laugh during sex are perfect.- Finally, don’t expect every muse yours wants, to want to smut with you, if you read their rules you’ll likely find that they’re either in a single-ship relationship, they’re not sexually active, they’re underage, or they really just don’t wanna smut with you. Don’t get angry about this, getting angry makes you a dick, RP is not all about smut, it’s about building your characters relationships with others.
Those relationships do not have to be sexual.